Biker Dudes!

(Knock knock!!)
“Whose it??’
“its me, biker dude!!”
“Biker dude who??”
“I ll explain..please open the door”
(Opens the door)
“hi..am called biker dude..actually, a self proclaimed biker dude..”
“yeah??”
“yeah…am a homosapien…male origin..i heard from a friend that you are planning on writing an article about us in your blog..i thought, I could be of some help..”
“oh!!..great!..thank you!..that would be of some help!!”

“so mr.biker dude,tell me something about yourself”
“yeah sure..to begin with..the royal roads of the city totally belong to us at any point of time..”
“even in horrible traffic of Begumpet??”
“yep!..any time, any place!!we zoom in even it therez room left only for an ant”..
“why do you do that???”
“that’s adrenal rush!..or to say in simple words..sheer madness”
“Hmmm…zooming!!..i hope you have your helmet on??”
“Nuts??..we don’t!!!..we deffo don’t!!!”
“Hmmm..its pretty obvious who’s nuts!!”
“sorry?said something??”
“nothing..you continue”
“yeah so coming back, another thing is honking!. we honk like its our birth right!!”
“Oh yeah!..i so know it!!..and whats with the horns you guys have!..cant you have the conventional ones!!!!??..the other day I heard a girl screaming..i and few more vehicle drivers stopped, and looked back only to find that it was some crazy guy honking!!!”
“hahaha!!..gotcha!!..having conventional horn eh??Boy!you are being sucha granny!!”
“C’mon what’s with ‘ being granny’ in that?”
“you wont understand!!..its out of your parameters!”
“Whatever!!”
“Attitude??”
“loads of it!!..i know you guys stalk girls too!”
“hell yeah!!..you dunno!its so much fun!!”
“fun???oh really!!!..its so irritating and annoying!!..do u even realize that your faces are not even worth looking?”
“don’t say that!!!...my mum says am very handsome!”
“yeah right!Himesh's mum thinks he’s hot!”
“Chill gal!..its just too much fun stalking gals and scaring them when they are driving!”
“I know!besides fun its your male ego which cant take that we drive better than you!”
“Are you freaking kidding me!!!..No offence but you gals are worst at driving!..half the accidents are caused by you people!”
“And other half by you in your desperate attempt to impress us!”
“yeah right!!”

“you drive!were you not stalked??”
“hmm..yeah..twice it was pretty serious..i was scared to my wits!”
“what happened??..how did you escape??”
“once I stopped in front of a police station and another time I took a guy friend’s help”
“Ah!police station!..you gals do it all the time!..and a guy helped you??We are under threat from our own species!”
“Ahhaa!!”
“yeah really!..seriously!”
“Tell me..all this is confined to bikes only na?”
“not really!..we have our group driving activas,dios and sometimes pleasures..they do it too!!..its all about feel babes!!”
“excuse me??”
“sorry mathe!!”
“and??...go ahead..”
“yeah..a portion of our community are auto wallahs and another small portion drives cars..”
“thank god!..you left pedestrians!”
“nah!they form brotherly relation..”
“you people are impossible!”
“C’mon am here to give you some inputs about us!..see the positive and helping side!!”

“Coming back…do you people even know what traffic rules are??”
Oh! Ofcourse we do…traffic rules are a set of instructions which we go out and break day after day
[giving a smug to show his crappy sarcasm]
“I swear I did not expect anything that would not be of this type so I’m not surprised. .and the last time I heard such a wise crack ..it came from a 1st grader…
“Hey hey…watch it girl…you are insulting me"
“yeah!!”I’ve just made my species, proud of me..so I might throw a party and you biker dudes are NOT invited!”
“Okay…that does it…I’m not doing you a favor anymore…you and your species can go party in hell…”
“Hey…dude…relax …get back....you know u wanna help me…no one would give you so much footage anyway…not even people of your own species…and coming to partying in hell…party or no party, we’ll be the better sex even there!

[DISCLAIMER: The content of this post is purely non fictional. Any resemblance to any alive is purely incidental..]
[I wanna thank Prakash for certain very important inputs!..thank you so much!!]